Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Crosswalk Rage!

An Ochlophobic suggestion (apologies to the Ochlophobist):

Pedestrians should have the right-of-way on all surface streets, regardless of whether there is a crosswalk. To give this guideline some teeth, pedestrians who are carrying baseball bats should be allowed to damage any car that comes too close when they are crossing. I leave it to the lawyers to define "too close".

An un-Ochlophobic suggestion (apologies to A):

Riding a bike on your 21st birthday should be outlawed to keep you from running into parked cars.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

One of my top ten favorite pictures! However, I am tired of that outfit...