Cars!

Traffic is fatal to a car's sense of self.
"All these wires, this metal, just to crawl?
If I go no faster than man himself,
I might as well not be driven at all.
Hey Toyota, Chevy, GMC, Ford!
Saturn, Honda, Kia, Mitsubishi
Are any of you other fine cars getting bored
Idling here or am I just being preachy?"
"No man, Audi's right, let's blow this pop stand.
Some oil's chillin' in the fridge at home.
We can watch Nascar or maybe C-Span.
On the way we can stop at Auto Zone."
"Oh man just forget it, were still just cars.
This jam's so bad we forgot who we are!"