The Bachelor Life!

John threw a huge piece of cornbread at me this morning from ten feet away. I was drinking a Diet Coke at the time. The bread hit the can hard enough to dent it and send coke flying all over my shirt and the floor. It was a really good throw. We were both pretty impressed. Just now he threw a bouncy ball at me. It hit me directly in the face. I have to learn to watch out for flying objects. That, or I need to start fighting back.