Thursday, December 27, 2007

Quotes to Remember!

Uncredited, Maybe Wrong, Read Them All, It Won't Take Long!

Marriage/Celibacy: As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.
Prayer: Prayer of the lips is better than no prayer at all.
Housekeeping: Keeping things clean doesn't change anything.
Church: Peace seems boring.
Drinking:
Beer is for fun.
Scotch is for talking.
Wine is for meals.
Champagne is for rocking!
Fasting: Don't be dutiful, be beautiful!
Romantic Love: If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Books: Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?
Saints: Don't do what they do, be what they are.
Children: Don't do what they do, be what they are.

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